Obregon
Obregon's demise was long ago
written in the stars.
The facts are if you are going to steal a late model car, make sure it
doesn’t have GPS tracking and the ability of divine driving intervention from the
stars.
The stars we are referring to are satellites capable of locating and
overriding the driver’s control of a car and disabling it on remote command.
We present to you.......
“ON STAR”
For law enforcement, finding and tracking the stolen Chevy Spark was
like divine intervention.
Due to the foresight and tenacity of computer
programmers at GM’s tech division ON STAR,
law enforcement had a golden eye on
the whereabouts of Obregon as he fled in the stolen vehicle.
When the car was reported stolen, law enforcement directly contacted ON
STAR and was provided with information to the whereabouts and heading of the
car along with the ability to control the stolen car when conditions warranted
such actions.
This knowledge and abilities provided by ON STAR finally gave law enforcement the upper hand to
help locate and safely apprehend Mr. Obregon.
With the authorities armed with knowledge and car controlling abilities, numerous law enforcement
agencies closed in on the known travelling location of the stolen car into a remote area.
At the direction of officers, the speed of the Chevy Spark was now being controlled by “divine”
intervention and was now being brought to a slow crawl speed.
Now surrounded by law enforcement, Obregon bailed out of the car, took
to foot and ran into cover with law enforcement and K-9 dogs in chase.
Obregon was taken into custody shortly afterwards.
Perhaps there are two morals of today’s story.
1. if you are going to steal a car, it should be an old car without computers and...........
2. that computer geeks really can act
as GOD’s of the heavens when you drive a new car.
And you still haven't heard the rest of the story about a premise check !
AND
The 59 year old woman who found Obregon, survived a severe beating, checked herself out of the hospital to care for her relative, and then later was flighted for life to Froedtert !
More to come when we clear legal.
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