The insanity of law enforcement in Colorado:
Man arrested for pointing banana at
Deputies:
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A man
was arrested after allegedly pointing a banana at two deputies and
telling them that he thought it would be a "funny joke" to post on
YouTube to "lighten the holiday spirit."
Police
say the man, identified as Nathen Channing, 28, was not recording the Saturday
incident.
According
to the arrest affidavit, Deputy Joshua Bunch first encountered Channing at
approximately 11:15 a.m. Bunch, who was in a marked patrol car, saw Channing
walking on the sidewalk.
"I
observed Nathen reach into the left side of his coat with his right hand and
pull out a yellow object, pointing it in the air then in my direction as I
approached him," Bunch wrote in the affidavit. "Nathen drew the
object in the same manner someone would draw a standard handgun from a
concealed holster."
Bunch
says he immediately ducked into his patrol car and drove away, afraid that
Channing had a weapon. He then called another deputy in the area and warned him
of the situation.
The
affidavit says Bunch saw Channing point an object at the other deputy, who
initially thought it was a gun.
"Deputy
(Donald) Love stated he was in fear for his life at this point, and was in the
process of pulling out his handgun when Nathen yelled 'It's a banana!'"
Bunch wrote in the affidavit.
When
asked why he decided to point a banana at two deputies, Bunch says Channing
told him that he "does a lot of YouTube" and he thought it would be a
"funny joke."
Bunch
said Channing then informed him that he's a standup comedian and "it was
just a joke that he realizes, now… is not funny."
According
to the affidavit, when pressed as to whether or not he was recording the
incident, Channing admitted he was not.
"I
informed Nathen his reasoning did not make (sense) to me since he did not have
anything to post on the internet," Bunch wrote in the affidavit.
"Nathen stated he was just completing 'trial runs' of the joke."
Bunch
says Channing told him he thought the joke would "lighten the holiday
spirit."
A third
officer was then called to the scene, and Channing was taken into custody at
around 11:30 a.m., according to the affidavit.
1 comment:
That picture makes me want to cry....
It is ironic that the police do nothing here while the guy from Fruitville gets felony charges. Why can't the RPD
Be as protective of animals as Fruitville is of bananas?
Great analogy! How doo you come up with these ideas?
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