Chicken Capsizes Boat

Racine County Sheriff water patrol officers responded to rescue calls for a capsized boat off the mouth of the Root River near the Racine Yacht club. Responding officers at the scene found a chicken floundering in the water in near the boat.  The distressed chicken was retrieved out of the water by Racine County Sheriff Deputy Water patrolman Dan Hogan.  “There were no other survivors” stated Deputy Dan Hogan, who retrieved the capsized boat and its two occupants.

The identity of the two victims is being withheld pending notification of relatives.

Officers stated that water appeared to be a factor in the two drowning victims.

No further details are available at this time..

Racine County Sheriff Chris Schmaling reminded boaters that not all flying birds over the water are seagulls, and to be vigilant to the threat of domesticated terrorist such as chickens.

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