THE VOTERS HAVE SPOKEN

FOR THE TOWN OF DOVER, AN EPIC CHANGE HAS OCCURRED

In a small rural township 20 miles west of Racine Wisconsin, a notable upset of the political status quo occurred in the town of Dover. 

The town of Dover sits in the rural areas of Racine county with a population of approximately 4,000 residents. Within its nondescript borders includes small subdivisions, Eagle lake and the town hall located in the megalopolis of Kansasville.

Voters in the town of Dover removed the incumbent town chairman  Tom Lembke and replace him with sixty nine year old retired businessman, activist and philanthropist Mario Lena.

In the hotly contested chairman's race, 
 many town of Dover residents thought the campaigns of Lembke and Lena represented status quo vs. appropriating town funds to better serve the community. 

  49% of the voters were content with the present leadership and thought the campaign of Lena to be likened to a bad joke upon the community, the likes of electing an oaf to be king.  

Others (51%) believed the town had squandered public funds into law and consulting firms, wrongly paving private roads and assuming substandard private roads into the township.  Lena contended that the squandered funds could have been used to better serve the community as a whole.

Lena began actively campaigning for town of Dover chairman in January of 2017 by holding listening sessions. He funded his own campaign and actively put street campaign signs throughout the town. 

  

Lena received 395 votes to Lembke's 384 votes. 
51%  vs. 49%

--Now for some fun--

PROPOSED NEW RULES WHILE CONDUCTING TOWN OF DOVER BUSINESS

Town supervisors will amend the town's dress codes to include jumpsuits.

To ward off evil spirits - all town employees will be required to eat two cloves of garlic daily.

All vehicles used for town business will be required to be washed weekly when in use.

Town of Dover - Meals on Wheels can only be delivered by the town chairman.

No dining in the chairman's vehicle will be allowed.

A company (town) vehicle will be issued for use when the chairman conducts town of Dover business.
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Mario Lena begins his duties as town chairman on the 19th. of April, 2017.

A victory celebration for supporters of  Mr. Lena will soon be announced.

The voters have spoken!